Holy Crap! My Crap's On TV!

Have you been watching a show on TV and seen something you own? That moment of shock hits you then all of a sudden it washes over you - "I have that! That's my crap! OMG! No one will ever believe this!"

Well, back up that DVR, hit pause, and snap a pic because now you can showcase your proof!
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From our Faithful Submitter Phytage:a new febreeze commercial featuring the ugliest striped towels!! Jeremie had this set when i meet him… this is the last surviving towel of that set. now just a lowly hair dye towel in our household.

Thanks, Phytage! Jeremie looks way more convincing than the ad- I think I’ll go pick up some Fabreeze right away. In the next week or so, my house is gonna smell like a gefilte fish factory. Happy New Year! ;)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
i have a friend who told me his couch was in a porno, but i don't think he should submit that one.
holycrapmycrapsontv holycrapmycrapsontv Said:

Was there a scene featuring the couch before clothes were passionately torn off? If not, I’m sure there is a way you can artistically edit the picture to showcase the couch, if you’d like to submit it. I’ve seen some clever things done to make it look like people are eating ice cream or riding horses! MS Paint (I personally suck at PhotoShop) or Gimp can work wonders. ;)

Imagine my utter happiness when this blog got anustart with this Arrested Development camping percolator and cup set!

I’m filling it with Cloudmir and having a tea party to celebrate. Wanna join me?

My vase on TV

From my friend Jay! May I present his Mike and Molly Vase!

A vegetarian restaurant in Paris? Kitchen Nightmares showing a packed IKEA bag and here is my own packed IKEA bag. Unfortunately, I did not have enough rotting fruit and veg in my kitchen to make an exact match.

From our submitter Phytage:new submission!! this is a customer at the Puerto Rico comicon on toy hunter. 
i had to go all out and put on a hat and lanyard.  :)

The pattern struck me as familiar. Storage Wars gives us our newest entry with this Cheapo McCheapy summer blankie. This blanket is so special, someone deemed it worthy to store and forget about! It took us a while to find ours, as we had done much the same.

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holycrapmycrapsontv:

Twofer Time! Hurray for The Joe Schmo Show and their Ikea decorated Full Bounty home.

These pillows that grace the Schmo Show patio furniture are throw pillows on my bed. So yes, I am wearing a nightgown- I popped out of bed as soon as I saw these to get them right to you! Enjoy :)

WHOA! Do you guys have an Immunity Vest, too?!

(new Schmo tonight, 10/9c)

Wow! We are legit! Thanks SpikeTV, and, if you send me that Immunity Vest you can be sure I will wear it with pride while featuring it on my blog ;)

Twofer Time! Hurray for The Joe Schmo Show and their Ikea decorated Full Bounty home.

These pillows that grace the Schmo Show patio furniture are throw pillows on my bed. So yes, I am wearing a nightgown- I popped out of bed as soon as I saw these to get them right to you! Enjoy :)

This is my knife holder as seen in an ad for Fab.com. Did you expect mine to be another colour? ;)

'Tis the season for a Scotch Tape ad! In pink, no less :)

I accidentally posted something non-TV related whilst half asleep. I had meant to post it on my alter-ego’s blog, shanianne.tumblr.com/.  The picture posted were of children from the 30’s who were probably never on TV and were certainly not Crap. Thank you very much! 

BTW, the post in question: http://tothecabaret.tumblr.com/post/29362538653/1930s-teen-delinquents

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming! 

My parents have been shlepping around two of these travel boxes of tissue for over 30 years. They must have known I’d one day have a popular blog featuring oddly hoarded curiosities! I proudly present to you Brian holding the National Lampoon Vacation Travel Tissue Box!

My family noticed how I keep finding objects on Hoarders. Yeah, well, I guess the odds are with that show! These are the reading glasses I have in common with Lynda. We also seem to share a chin line. This one’s a twofer!

Look it’s my orange Dalek on Collection Intervention!!

(My apologies to Submitter Phytage! I just found the email with the picture attached. It had been emailed to my personal account. I am a doofus.)